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This year's term was "Political Correctness." The winner wrote:
"Political correctness is a doctrine,
fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and
rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media,
which holds forth the proposition that it is
entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"
Winner: R. J. Wiedemann LtCol. USMC Ret
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TOYS BELIEVES AND TRUSTS IN
NOTHING BUT GOD
AND WE BLEED NOTHING BUT RED,
WHITE
AND BLUE.
THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO SUPPORTS US AND THIS COUNTRY.
GOD
BLESS YOU
AND GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.
BELOW ARE A FEW COMMENTARIES AND
EDITORIALS THAT I RECEIVED THROUGH E-MAIL. I TOTALLY AGREE WITH THEM SO I
DECIDED TO PASTE THEM TO OUR WEBSITE. REMEMBER I'M NOT OUT TO OFFEND ANYONE, BUT
IF I DO PLEASE REMEMBER THAT MY SH*T-A-GIVER IS BUSTED!!!
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TRUE AMERICAN
It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor!
Only it isn't seen as HUMOR, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE !
You might be a TRUE
AMERICAN if: It never
occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
You might be a TRUE
AMERICAN if: You've
never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a TRUE
AMERICAN if: You still
say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
You might be a TRUE
AMERICAN if: You bow
your head when someone prays.
You might be a TRUE
AMERICAN if: You stand
and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a TRUE
AMERICAN if: You treat
Vietnam vets with great respect, and always have.
You might be a TRUE
AMERICAN if: You've
never burned an American flag.
You might be a TRUE
AMERICAN if: You know
what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a TRUE
AMERICAN if: You
respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
You might be a TRUE
AMERICAN if: You'd
give your last dollar to a friend.
God Bless the
U S A
! Amen
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THE BELOW COMMENTARY IS FROM COMEDIAN DENNIS MILLER.
Isn't it great we live in a country where a Federal Appeals Court can declare
the Pledge of Allegiance unconstitutional because the words "under God" are a
violation of separation of church and state? Well, you know something, your
honors: following that logic, wouldn't the fact that you were sworn in with your
hand on a Bible render you unemployed? Or maybe we should respond by withholding
your obviously unconstitutional "In God we trust" paychecks, huh? Or why don't
we just change the phrase to "One nation under a crushing blanket of overly
sensitive political correctness?"
If you haven't heard, Michael Newdow, a 49-year old atheist, created a media
sensation this week after bringing a lawsuit on behalf of his 8-year old
daughter. Well, Mikey, you did a great job of protecting your kid, didn't ya?
Put her in the middle of this jingoistic maelstrom. Yeah, you are the dad of the
year. Why don't you pick your trophy up when it's safe to come out of hiding?
By the way, to all the people out there making death threats against this man
and his daughter: if God had wanted you to kill in His name, you'd be living in
the Middle East, not the Midwest.
Well, anyway, it's good to know that all children are now guaranteed the right
to come into their classroom in the morning and burn the flag, as long as they
don't salute it.
You know folks, I haven't quite figured out the math on this one yet, but I
think the aggrieved minority in this culture now is the majority.
And, by the way, to the two judges who authored this fiasco: instead of church
and state, maybe you should be worried about the separation of your head and
your butt.
Unlike some other pieces wrongly claimed to be genuine Dennis Miller "rants,"
this riff on the recent court decision regarding the Pledge of Allegiance does
sound like one of Miller's no-holds-barred political commentaries, and he did
indeed offer it on a recent installment of his HBO Dennis Miller Live television
program.
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If they know of him at all, many folks think Ben Stein is just a quirky actor/comedian who talks in a monotone. He's also a very intelligent attorney who knows how to put ideas and words together in such a way as to sway juries and make people think clearly.
The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary.
Herewith a few confessions from my beating heart:
I have no freaking clue who Nick and Jessica are. I see them on the cover of People and Us constantly when I am buying my dog biscuits and kitty litter. I often ask the checkers at the grocery stores. They never know who Nick and Jessica are either. Who are they? Will it change my life if I know who they are and why they have broken up? Why are they so important? I don't know who Lindsay Lohan is either, and I do not care at all about Tom Cruise's wife. Am I going to be called before a Senate committee and asked if I am a subversive? Maybe, but I just have no clue who Nick and Jessica are. If this is what it means to be no longer young. It's not so bad.
Next confession:
I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up, bejeweled trees Christmas trees. I don't feel threatened. I don't feel discriminated against. That's what they are: Christmas trees. It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, "Merry Christmas" to me. I don't think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In fact, I kind of like it. It shows that we are all brothers and sisters celebrating this happy time of year. It doesn't bother me at all that there is a manger scene on display at a key intersection near my beach house in Malibu. If people want a creche, it's just as fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards away. I don't like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don't think Christians like getting pushed around for being Christians. I think people who believe in God are sick and tired of getting pushed around, period. I have no idea where the concept came from that America is an explicitly atheist country. I can't find it in the Constitution, and I don't like it being shoved down my throat. Or maybe I can put it another way: where did the idea come from that we should worship Nick and Jessica and we aren't allowed to worship God as we understand Him?
I guess that's a sign that I'm getting old, too. But there are a lot of us who are wondering where Nick and Jessica came from and where the America we knew went to.
My Best Regards .. honestly and respectfully,
Ben Stein
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Prayer
The
following article was originally wrote by Nick Gholson, sports writer for the
Time Record News in Wichita Falls Texas, and by an unknown source who basically
added to it, anyway I like it so here you go:
I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I'm not going to sue somebody for
singing a Ho-Ho-Ho song in December. I don't agree with Darwin, but I didn't go
out and hire a lawyer when my high school teacher taught his theory of
evolution.
Life, liberty or your pursuit of happiness will not be endangered because
someone says a 30-second prayer before a football game.
So what's the big deal? It's not like somebody is up there reading the entire
book of Acts. They're just talking to a God they believe in and asking him to
grant safety to the players on the field and the fans going home from the game.
"But it's a Christian prayer," some will argue. Yes, and this is the
United States of America, a country founded on Christian principles. According
to our very own phone book, Christian churches outnumber all others better than
200-to-1. So what would you expect-somebody chanting Hare Krishna?
If I went to a football game in Jerusalem, I would expect to hear a Jewish
prayer.
If I went to a soccer game in Baghdad, I would expect to hear a Muslim
prayer.
If I went to a ping pong match in China, I would expect to hear someone pray
to Buddha.
And I wouldn't be offended. It wouldn't bother me one bit. When in Rome...
"But what about the atheists?" is another argument. What about them?
Nobody is asking them to be baptized. We're not going to pass the
collection plate. Just humor us for 30 seconds. If that's asking too much, bring
a Walkman or a pair of ear plugs. Go to the bathroom. Visit the concession
stand. Call your lawyer! Unfortunately, one or two will make that call. One or
two will tell thousands what they can and cannot do.
I don't think a short prayer at a football game is going to shake the
world's foundations.
Christians are just sick and tired of turning the other cheek while our courts
strip us of all our rights. Our parents and grandparents taught us to pray
before eating; to pray before we go to sleep. Our Bible tells us to pray
without ceasing. Now a handful of people and their lawyers are telling us to
cease praying.
God, help us. And if that last sentence offends you, well . just sue me.
The silent majority has been silent too long. It's time we let that one or two
who scream loud enough to be heard .... that the vast majority don't care what
they want. It is time the majority rules! It's time we tell them, you don't
have to pray; you don't have to say the pledge of allegiance; you don't have to
believe in God or attend services that honor Him. That is your right, and we
will honor your right. But by golly, you are no longer going to take our rights
away. We are fighting back . and we WILL WIN!
God bless us one and all .. especially those who denounce Him. God bless
America, despite all her faults. She is still the greatest nation of all. God
bless our service men who are fighting to protect our right to pray and worship
God.
May 2006 be the year the silent majority is heard and we put God
back as the foundation of our families and institutions.
Keep looking up.
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