GOD BLESS AMERICA!
A SPECIAL THANKS TO ALL OF THE MEN & WOMEN WHO ARE CURRENTLY WORKING HARD
TO PROTECT AND SERVE OUR WONDERFUL COUNTRY! GOD BLESS YOU ALL!
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MONSTERLAND TOYS WILL BE BACK IN LOUISVILLE, KY ON AUGUST 15-17 FOR THIS YEAR'S FRIGHT NIGHT FILM FEST. AS ALWAYS WE'LL HAVE A HUGE LOAD OF MONSTER TOYS AND MOVIES, ALSO MONSTER MAKE-UP ARTIST TIMOTHY HERRON WILL BE AT THE MONSTERLAND TOYS BOOTH GIVING FREE TIPS ON HORROR MAKE-UP AND POSING FOR PICTURES. HOPE EVERYONE WHO CAN MAKE IT COMES OUT AND SEES US. FOR DIRECTIONS AND MORE INFO ON THE SHOW JUST CLICK ON THE BANNER BELOW.
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WILL ALSO BE AT THE FOLLOWING SHOWS:

Pictures from the 2008 shows are
up in the Tour Dates section.
Thanks to everyone who came out and supported us at all our past shows. Your business is very much appreciated.
Hopefully we'll see everyone again next year. Thanks again for everything God bless and
take care.
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MONSTERLAND
TOYS BELIEVES AND TRUSTS IN
NOTHING BUT GOD
AND WE BLEED NOTHING BUT RED,
WHITE
AND BLUE.
THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO SUPPORTS US AND THIS COUNTRY.
GOD
BLESS YOU
AND GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.
BELOW ARE A FEW COMMENTARIES AND
EDITORIALS THAT I RECEIVED THROUGH E-MAIL. I TOTALLY AGREE WITH THEM SO I
DECIDED TO PASTE THEM TO OUR WEBSITE. REMEMBER I'M NOT OUT TO OFFEND ANYONE, BUT
IF I DO PLEASE REMEMBER THAT MY SH*T-A-GIVER IS BUSTED!!!
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TRUE AMERICAN
It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor!
Only it isn't seen as HUMOR, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE !
You might be a TRUE
AMERICAN if: It never
occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
You might be a TRUE
AMERICAN if: You've
never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a TRUE
AMERICAN if: You still
say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
You might be a TRUE
AMERICAN if: You bow
your head when someone prays.
You might be a TRUE
AMERICAN if: You stand
and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a TRUE
AMERICAN if: You treat
Vietnam vets with great respect, and always have.
You might be a TRUE
AMERICAN if: You've
never burned an American flag.
You might be a TRUE
AMERICAN if: You know
what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a TRUE
AMERICAN if: You
respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
You might be a TRUE
AMERICAN if: You'd
give your last dollar to a friend.
God Bless the
U S A
! Amen
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If they know of him at all, many folks think Ben Stein is just a quirky actor/comedian who talks in a monotone. He's also a very intelligent attorney who knows how to put ideas and words together in such a way as to sway juries and make people think clearly.
The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary.
Herewith a few confessions from my beating heart:
I have no freaking clue who Nick and Jessica are. I see them on the cover of People and Us constantly when I am buying my dog biscuits and kitty litter. I often ask the checkers at the grocery stores. They never know who Nick and Jessica are either. Who are they? Will it change my life if I know who they are and why they have broken up? Why are they so important? I don't know who Lindsay Lohan is either, and I do not care at all about Tom Cruise's wife. Am I going to be called before a Senate committee and asked if I am a subversive? Maybe, but I just have no clue who Nick and Jessica are. If this is what it means to be no longer young. It's not so bad.
Next confession:
I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up, bejeweled trees Christmas trees. I don't feel threatened. I don't feel discriminated against. That's what they are: Christmas trees. It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, "Merry Christmas" to me. I don't think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In fact, I kind of like it. It shows that we are all brothers and sisters celebrating this happy time of year. It doesn't bother me at all that there is a manger scene on display at a key intersection near my beach house in Malibu. If people want a creche, it's just as fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards away. I don't like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don't think Christians like getting pushed around for being Christians. I think people who believe in God are sick and tired of getting pushed around, period. I have no idea where the concept came from that America is an explicitly atheist country. I can't find it in the Constitution, and I don't like it being shoved down my throat. Or maybe I can put it another way: where did the idea come from that we should worship Nick and Jessica and we aren't allowed to worship God as we understand Him?
I guess that's a sign that I'm getting old, too. But there are a lot of us who are wondering where Nick and Jessica came from and where the America we knew went to.
My Best Regards .. honestly and respectfully,
Ben Stein
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Prayer
The
following article was originally wrote by Nick Gholson, sports writer for the
Time Record News in Wichita Falls Texas, and by an unknown source who basically
added to it, anyway I like it so here you go:
I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I'm not going to sue somebody for
singing a Ho-Ho-Ho song in December. I don't agree with Darwin, but I didn't go
out and hire a lawyer when my high school teacher taught his theory of
evolution.
Life, liberty or your pursuit of happiness will not be endangered because
someone says a 30-second prayer before a football game.
So what's the big deal? It's not like somebody is up there reading the entire
book of Acts. They're just talking to a God they believe in and asking him to
grant safety to the players on the field and the fans going home from the game.
"But it's a Christian prayer," some will argue. Yes, and this is the
United States of America, a country founded on Christian principles. According
to our very own phone book, Christian churches outnumber all others better than
200-to-1. So what would you expect-somebody chanting Hare Krishna?
If I went to a football game in Jerusalem, I would expect to hear a Jewish
prayer.
If I went to a soccer game in Baghdad, I would expect to hear a Muslim
prayer.
If I went to a ping pong match in China, I would expect to hear someone pray
to Buddha.
And I wouldn't be offended. It wouldn't bother me one bit. When in Rome...
"But what about the atheists?" is another argument. What about them?
Nobody is asking them to be baptized. We're not going to pass the
collection plate. Just humor us for 30 seconds. If that's asking too much, bring
a Walkman or a pair of ear plugs. Go to the bathroom. Visit the concession
stand. Call your lawyer! Unfortunately, one or two will make that call. One or
two will tell thousands what they can and cannot do.
I don't think a short prayer at a football game is going to shake the
world's foundations.
Christians are just sick and tired of turning the other cheek while our courts
strip us of all our rights. Our parents and grandparents taught us to pray
before eating; to pray before we go to sleep. Our Bible tells us to pray
without ceasing. Now a handful of people and their lawyers are telling us to
cease praying.
God, help us. And if that last sentence offends you, well . just sue me.
The silent majority has been silent too long. It's time we let that one or two
who scream loud enough to be heard .... that the vast majority don't care what
they want. It is time the majority rules! It's time we tell them, you don't
have to pray; you don't have to say the pledge of allegiance; you don't have to
believe in God or attend services that honor Him. That is your right, and we
will honor your right. But by golly, you are no longer going to take our rights
away. We are fighting back . and we WILL WIN!
God bless us one and all .. especially those who denounce Him. God bless
America, despite all her faults. She is still the greatest nation of all. God
bless our service men who are fighting to protect our right to pray and worship
God.
May 2006 be the year the silent majority is heard and we put God
back as the foundation of our families and institutions.
Keep looking up.
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